Friday, March 13, 2009

The layout

Cover with logo and illustration
Intro “why eat vegans”
(already done)
Good meat versus bad meat. Organic vegan humans and American diet sub sisters.
Pesticides, hormones, chemicals, fat imbalances cholesterol,

How to get your vegans “methods of capture and containment” Feeding and breeding.
1,How to attract them, False peta meetings animal cruelty, “why not get into this cage so we can take a picture” for demonstration purposes.
2.Describe the ways there are to kidnap prospective prime meat by catching people who will be “convinced about the benefits of a vegan diet, or established vegans that are “out to pasture” these are voluntary vegans in society.

((Thought bubble cow with person head.))
How to keep your vegans fit and “happy”. Talk about regular walks, or runs, motivated by cattle prods or trained attack dogs. (illustrate stuff like giant hamster wheels)
Illustrations….
1.tools of the trade, Pictures of rope, tape, cages and “fitness motivation equipment”
treadmills (giant hamster wheel)
2. Forced new age music listening…
3.more to come….
How to prepare a vegan for consumption, prime cuts, roasts, sausages, what to cut with the meat to make it taste best and remain healthy!
1. Illustrate body diagrams, organs

Recopies
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Do’s and don’ts

Quick funny one-liners… advice

About the authors
Pictures of us


“quotes” from satisfied readers…

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